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“No sooner had I arrived than Miss Margo launched a strange chemistry experiment in the bathroom. What I managed to glimpse and hear from my perch across the room was quite anxiety-inducing. For someone with books stacked up to the ceiling, this science project of hers seems spectacularly ill-advised. But then, I don’t think that she went to school for Biochem. Photos to follow. In the meantime, God help me. God help us all!”
