Did you know that you can find pictures of everything on tumblr…? Everything! Everything! I could waste the rest of my life there looking at photos of attractive older men (FYI: I went out with my girlfriends the other night. When the talk invariably turned to men, we conducted a little informal poll. Guess who’d been with the oldest man? If I don’t date someone younger next time, they’re going to stage an intervention for me).
This blog needs an Imaginary Boyfriend update. Exactly what my 8 readers, all of whom are dudes, really want, I’m sure.
A man reading, with a pocket puppy. Ooo-la-la! If I was dictator of the universe, all men would carry pocket puppies! The world would be perfect!
|What is that thing the kitten is sitting on? And the pipe makes it for me. lol.|
|Hello, beautiful creature! For once, a man with a camera who doesn’t piss me off.|
This one has nice soft eyes that I find very attractive…
Freckles! He is sort of young, but whatever. I would eat him like the cookie monster. nom nom NOM!
|nom nom NOM|
This one is an fencer who competed in the Olympics. Just kill me now and get it over with.
|lord have mercy|
|looks a bit like my Dad|
I’m not huge into uniforms, but look at these! They look kinda fussy to be practical. I like the colors and leather bits, though. Can anyone identify them for me? Are they authentic, like from a time period? Turn of the century, or maybe WWI? Obviously the photo itself is contemporary. I’m just wondering about the clothes.
It looks English to me for some reason. Maybe this is what they wore when they were busy oppressing Kenyans.
|Don’t waste that crop on a horse! Beat Miss Margo with it instead! PLEEZE!|
Here, I’ll post this one for the dudes. If you got down to the bottom of this idiotic post, you deserve something, and I found this kinda Femdomme-ey. These ladies are beautiful, and check out those boots!
If you don’t find them sufficiently intimidating, just think: every last one of them is coming for your JOB. And we could end illegal immigration tomorrow if we posted those babes at the border. Hell, maybe we could hire them!
God, I wish I could get my mitts on one of those uniforms. I could wear it at the Studio and make a mint.
P.S. Military parades freak me the fuck out. Like, yikes. But I bet this part–with the female soldiers–was the crowd’s favorite part of the whole parade, lol.