Ultimately, I decided to go as a French Maid. All of the options had their unique charms (and I will definitely be Jeannie in a future Halloween party!), but I felt this one was truest to my submissive identity.
After all, I have performed labor for the men I have served in my life. Such a great variety of tasks. At times, I labored like a serf…which I was.
I have secured a 4-star hotel room and I’m going shopping at the Fair!
That is all.
Something new is happening this year: I’m going to be in San Francisco for the Folsom Street Fair!
(Yeah, I know it has a majority-gay contingent, but tons of straight people attend, and I’m going to be one of them!)
I’ve always wanted to go to the Folsom Street Fair!
Now, I was wondering to myself: what should I wear…? Usually, when I go to play parties or leather events, I go as a domme, or at least a not-obviously-aligned leathered-out (femme) woman, because single submissive women are creep magnets and I want to be with my friends or watch the demos and not fend off the Domly Dom Chester Molesters all night, you know…?
Buuut….this is the Folsom Street Fair, a huge public gathering, and most of the dudes who will be there will be GAY (meaning: safe)! So I thought to myself that I could be totally authentic and attend as a slavegirl!
HELP ME PICK MY OUTFIT!
What are the FemSub archtypes…? The nurse is an authority figure and I don’t like medical play anyway. Catholic schoolgirl is perennially popular, but I’ve done so much of it at work that the fun is gone. The nun is an authority figure and also….gross and too personal for me (Catholic school grad here). Airline stewardess….? Snooze!
I’ve narrowed it down to three contenders:
What’s not to like? Put a ring on her and call her “wife!” That’s what wives are: sex maids! But this is a kinky, sexy, submissive sex maid! I’d get a frilly petticoat to go under the skirt, and add a little apron and a pair of feminine white cotton gloves…and backseam stockings, of course!
Next: Little Red Riding Hood! (incidentally, that was Mr. Wolf’s nickname for me….because of my strawberry-blonde hair, and because I was wearing a scarlet pea-coat when we met).
Jung (Carl Jung, not Therapist Jung, lol) said that women are witches and men are wolves. I think he was a crackpot, but he did have moments of insight, and this was one of them.
NEXT: Leia’s slavegirl outfit from Star Wars. I could be a geek magnet, instead of a creep magnet!
So, what do you think…? I’m really leaning towards French Maid (with delicate shackles on), but each outfit has its charms, lol.
Oh! There is one more! Genie, from I Dream of Genie…but that’s kinda racist/Orientalist and Edward Said would not approve and this IS San Francisco, they’d burn me at the fuckin stake….
I encourage all readers to weigh in, and help me pick an outfit, or suggest a new one! You may do so anonymously, if you prefer!
FOLSOM STREET FAIR! FOLSOM STREET FAIR! FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN GET YOUR KINK ON LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY!!!!