I spent forever breaking in this new WordPress theme. Welcome to my 8 readers! If it’s buggy or looks like crap on your device or browser, please let me know, and I’ll try to fix it.
I probably shouldn’t jinx it, but: it appears I’ve met this week’s publishing goals. I sold a narrative essay about my experiences drinking and dating (here’s a hint to the plot: almost every sexual encounter I’ve had that I regret, I did inebriated). For this, I am to be remunerated the princely sum of $70. I’ll post the check when it arrives and link to the essay when it’s published–the editors told me it would go up in 6-8 weeks.
Another fresh contribution to the blogosphere goes up Friday. One of my favorite internet friends is letting me publish on her site.
I wanted to post some new images–I’ve got a few photos of myself covered in very impressive rope marks, which is a new addition to my collection–but cropping the pics for modesty takes out all the good stuff, too. 🙁
This is the best I can do. Next time I’ll put a blindfold on, and that will make it safe.