Halloween Costume!

    Halloween is a holiday for children, but I agreed to attend a party this year.

     (Protip: Dommes and fetish workers can find great costumes at the Halloween stores…PVC nurse outfits, masks, police officer, etc.  Wait till after the holiday and get it 70% off!)

      I decided to be Darth Vader.  Domme Darth Vader. 

      Inspiration for the outfit comes from a post by blogger paltego at Femdom Resource


     Pretty dorky, right…?  But original!  

     I am trying to remember the Halloween costumes I wore as a child.  I remember being a gypsy (kinda racist, in retrospect, but I was 8 at the time), Cleopatra, a werewolf, and an angel.  And a witch.

      Jung said that men are wolves and women are witches.  I like that.

     One time I was a bear.  I remember that my father found a very odd faux-bearskin rug at a flea market.  Why the heck anyone would manufacture (let alone display as home decor) a bearskin rug is beyond me.  

Really…?

        He cut a hole in the head and emptied out the stuffing and put it on my noggin.  Then he tied the arms to my arms, and I went trick-o-treating like that, like some little cro-magnon.  

       I remember that he didn’t get all of the stuffing out, because it stuck in my hair and my exasperated mother had to comb it out later, which really hurt.  Female readers will know what I’m talking about: the pain of hairdressing as a child.  Now it doesn’t even register, but it hurt to have the hair pulled and yanked on and styled when I was small.  

       I don’t get any trick-o-treaters because my apartment building is only accessible with a key (unless you are a crazy surgeon), which is sad because I love to see the kids dress up.  

       


5 thoughts on “Halloween Costume!”

  1. Love the Dartn Vader Domme costume -it’s very original and I happen to love slightly dorky women.i really costume rps especially police offier/connvict.I love bery nesr Hardian#s Wall (Wales) if you would like to visit

  2. Dear Mr. X,

    My god, man, lay off the Guiness, it’s only 3:25 PM!

    Kidding…

    I’ve been to London and loved it, but I can’t wait to see the rest of the UK. My last University hosted a Welsh choir who sang in Welsh and it was lovely to hear. The gentlemen were rather advanced in years, though.

    I’m glad you enjoyed the Domme Darth Vader costume! The pic isn’t me (obviously), but I’ll post pics once I get them. I have a shiny black vinyl corset and a garter belt and skirt, and boots and gloves, of course…the only thing I need id the Darth Vader mask and the light saber. I ordered both from the Halloween Store today.

  3. Hey, you do have some female readers! And yes, I vividly recall my grandmother forcibly combing and braiding my wet hair and calling me the wild woman of Bavaria…I was about 7 yo….

  4. Hey, you do have some female readers! And yes, I vividly recall my grandmother forcibly combing and braiding my wet hair and calling me the wild woman of Bavaria…I was about 7 yo….

  5. Hi Angela!

    My Momma would put curlers in my hair that I had to sleep in overnight. She would also roughly comb out tangles and say that my hair looked like a bunch of wild indians ran through it.

    The joys of femininity!

    Thanks for reading

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