The CollarMe Hell series is going to write itself. If I can stick it out, that is. I’m not sure I’m going to be able to.
New Rule: no more checking my messages first thing in the morning. I just did that, as I sucked down the first if the day’s ten Diet Pepsis, and now I want to climb back in bed and pull the covers over my head.
There are many things to share, but I think I’ll opt for this one…the profile picture of man who wrote to me:
Why? Why, God, why?
He’s not a teenager, either–no getting off the hook! He’s older than me! He’s middle-aged! ARRRRGH!
Here, I will be nice and cleanse your eyeballs with something gentle and soothing.
Scientists have identified a new species of monkey in the Congo. And what an awesome-looking monkey it is!
Some commentors think the monkey looks disturbing, but I disagree. I think he looks COOL! Very human-esque. The internet is full of memes debating which celebrity he most closely resembles. My money’s on John Lennon.
I saw the Mathematician the other night.