Guess who flew into my room this morning to hang out with me?
|Parrot Sez: “You DON’T want to have to go to rehab!”|
|Parrot Sez: “Don’t do scary things! Got any walnuts?”|
In other news, my crappy, malfunctioning internet router finally passed away. GOOD RIDDANCE! It will not be missed.
|Torturing, evil internet router|
Behold, the dazzling new streamlined replacement. I want to marry it:
Because that’s what I need in my life–MORE INTERNET!