One of my co-workers at the Studio, Amy, belongs to a few internet personals websites. She entertains us with her dating stories and shows us the profiles and pictures of the guys she’s interested in.
“Oh! Look at this hottie who emailed me! Margo! What do you think of this one?” she turns her laptop around so that I can see the screen.
I repeat what I say about almost all of the guys she likes: “He looks like a meathead! Think he’s got enough gel in his hair? Is he wearing a gold chain?”
She laughs. “Fine! You don’t have to like him! More meatheads for me! You can go out with the unsexy nerds. Nerds need love too.”
“And crazy creeps who beat her up in hotel rooms! Don’t forget those guys! Right, Red?” says C.
Amy pecks on her keyboard. “Here, Margo, let me see if anyone you might like has emailed me….there’s got to be someone here. Hmmmm….not that one….not him. Wait, what about this guy? He looks kind of like a news anchor. He is awfully old, though.”
She turns her laptop back around so that I can see:
|Actual photo used by a member of dating website “Cougar Life.” NO, I AM NOT A MEMBER!!!|