!Attention Senor Herrera!

     Dear Senor Herrera:

     Thank you for your interest in my blog.  My website is open to all adults, and I am flattered that you decided to follow it.

     However, I have a concern that I must discuss with you.  It is a delicate matter, and I hope you won’t take this too personally: your avatar photo is really creeping me out.  I’ve been trying to get used to it all day, and I’m afraid that it’s just not happening.  The, shall we say, colorful content associated with your name that I found on the web is also problematical, but at least I don’t have to look at it if I don’t want to.

     Would it be possible for you to change your photo?  Ask a friend to take one of you.  Or take a new one with your cell phone.  Take it outdoors so that it doesn’t look like a mug shot, and smile, for chrissakes.  Because your current photo simply will not do, it won’t do at all, and it seems unfair to make me disable the Google Followers function just because  I cannot blog comfortably with your goosebump-inducing picture hovering there in my peripheral vision. 

     Thank you for your understanding,

      Miss Margo 

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