I just got home and checked my messages!
Scary landlord sez: “DO NOT PLAY GAMES WITH US. WE KNOW YOU DID NOT MAIL THE ENTIRE RENT CHECK. YOU HAVE ALREADY DAMAGED YOUR CREDIT RATING!”
Arrrgh FREAKOUT what did I ever do to HIM…? My rent has been late for the last four months, it’s true, but it’s always been paid within the month with the LATE FEE attached! I’m only in the hole $700 right now! For the first year and a half I was here, I was often paying two or three months in advance!
He cannot evict me for $700 he cannot evict me for $700 he cannot evict me for $700 he cannot evict me for $700
If I make $200 a day, which is totally possible between my students and secret job, I can get him off my back by the end of the weekend.
Arrrgh can’t sleep! Landlord will eat me!